Why me?

Do I have a sign on my forhead that say's tell me all your personal info? So I'm at Walmart and I buy a new Dove soap, well the cashier lady smells the box and says WOW, that smells great! I say, I , thought so too. Then she proceeds to tell me how she's not going to be trying any new soaps anytime soon because she tried the new Zest with the dots in it and it gave her a rash. DOWN THERE!?!!!!! I almost died. So she was telling me about how bad it itched and burned and she ended up in the ER. It has taken her about two weeks to get better. OMG! WTF? Why me?